Shave a nerd.

Wanna hear something funny? Wendy referred folks to this anagram generator. Shave a nerd is an anagram for my name.

Laugh now, people. I'm bound to be more embarrassed about it later.

There's lots of good ones out there, especially for Logan's Angry Dave. Use a filter to make all anagrams include the word orgy. Have fun.

With my full name:

A MANIAC DERVISH HELD

Man, who thought English could be so fun!