Believe it or not, I'm walking on air, I never thought I could feel so free.

That's right, kids. It's my second paycheck in my second incarnation* as a corporate worker bee.

And it's damn good to feel it.

I'm going to hug him and pet him and call him George and spend him on drinks and rental cars and all kinds of funny stuff.

Ok. Back to, well, nothing but loving my paycheck.

*This depends on how you look at it, I did, after all, quit [soulless company who stole my youth] twice, once in 1992 and again in 1999.