I may be over-qualified to become a judge...

But that doesn't mean I don't want the opportunity. Check out the bartender Olympics, held in one of the few states where it is actually legal to drink and drive. Then again, if you've been there, there's really not much else to do.

Any place where I see a casino in a strip mall is bound to make me want to lash out. Take that Hollywood. You're back to #2.