Where I come from, that's a metaphor for masturbation.

That's one of my all-time favorite Dave lines. It was first said after listening to two co-workers talking about a song when one said "it sounds like kicking a duck." I replied with the title, and made my friend S. and my friend G. laugh their asses off. I was very proud.

So, when Joey posted Smack the Pingu to his blog, I just about peed myself with giggles.

I needed a little levity after being so serious on my last post.