From the Phuket Gazette

Yeah, I know, I had to put the name of the paper up there. It's just me being immature. I get to do that every once in a while, ok?

Anyways, here's another example of why drinking binges should be avoided. Don't let it get this far, people. I'll worry about your health. Play around with the "Queer News" section for a while. There's all kinds of amusing stuff in there.

Just trying to help you pass the tedium.