Got shrimp?

It has happened before, and will happen again: I am in complete agreement with a certain Accordion-playing Canadian.

The U.S. Constitution should include an amendment banning shrimp, because god hates shrimp.

Damn, that's good.

I was at my friend A's house a couple weeks ago, and she was playing a CD by the Super Furry Animals with a song called Run, Christian, Run. If you play the CD in a DVD player, it has all kinds of happy little factoids from the bible floating by, including my personal favorite: it is a sin to tease or make fun of bald people.

Take that.