This is a real um, duh.

A news item that really sets the goundwork for a porno movie. It also makes me wonder why everyone thinks there's overcrowding in prisons nowadays, when it's just so easy to be there, just so easy to make it through there, and well, while you're in, there's plenty of drugs, smokes, cash and sex to be had. And big kudos to the criminal genius who walked into a hearing with drugs stuffed in a sock. Nice move, idiot.

Rock the ROSPA

Another nugget lets us know why so many Brits are falling down on their new hardwood floors. Sounds like someone needs to introduce them to footied PJs to me.