Baby, you can drive my car:

My horoscope from The Onion:

Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
There's no one less deserving of an ever-present entourage of beautiful, talented backup singers than you, but no one said life was fair.

Just sharing. And accepting applications. Must be able to go "doot doo-doot doo doo doot tedoot doot" repeatedly.
EOE.