The dangers of driving, Part II:

Ok. I couldn't leave it alone. I know.

The Assistant State's Attourney says:

"His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing. His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."

Well, I'm no law-talking-guy, as Lionel Hutz would say, but it seems to me that then the driver, with his pants down for whatever reason, would probably have done more to cause the accident.

I mean, c'mon. Has he never heard of a zipper?

Enough. I know.

Now for something completely different...

BULLSHIT!