If I were a believer, I would know I was going to hell.

My best friend e-mailed me earlier this afternoon, with an advert selling the "officially licensed" Passion of the Cross Nail pendant, a single 1-7/8 inch nail on a 20 inch cord. Her entire text in the e-mail was "what's wrong with this?"

My response was short, and simple:

Well, for one thing, you need two more.

Secondly, there's no way that'll go through both ankles.

Yep. I am pure evil.