In the news:

They list this as sad, but for some of us, it's a source or pride. Namely me. By the way, not only can we out draw those jokers, we can beat them, any day.

People are strange, and some of them should be fired for being strange. This guy is one of them.

Some people will do anything to have a kid, and some fire marshals need to do more work before pronouncing someone dead. Congrats on finding each other again, though.

Last, but not least, let's be sure to practice safe sex, but let's still be careful while practicing, ok?