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I have so many possible courses of insult in reaction to this article, I can't possibly type fast enough to share them.

This makes me glad I don't see my family every day, much less share water rights with any of them. I might add that not only were these two cousins, they were also brothers-in-law. What's that about the acorn not falling far from the tree? Huh?

This guy has to feel good about installing his pond, too.

Crime doesn't pay, part 467.

Last but not least, proof that schools are bureaucratic nightmares(as if my own experiences didn't convince you).