So, is this by invite only?
Or: where can I sign up?

A guy in Seattle wins beer drinker of the year, including an ugly t-shirt and a lifetime supply of Wynkoop beer, a brewery in Colorado who was nice enough to revive my favorite author's grandfather's recipe.

I've got a whole lot of friends who would probably make the competition a whole lot harder. We're talking droves.

In an not-so-amusing, rather scary, but still related to drinking story, this dumbass definitely needs some serious adjustments. I mean, well, it's just too much work to rant about her. Read the story, you'll see how I get frustrated.

It's amazing what people will do.