The Friday Five

The wonderful people from The Friday Five have indicated to me that they're probably not going to put up new questions much this month, and suggested that we write old ones, if we're that desperate for something to do. This would be me. So here's the Friday Five from one day after I started this blog:

1. What brand of toothpaste do you use?
It's one of those Crest or Colgate "Super Remixes", with the cavity protection, whitening, and all that other crap.

2. What brand of toilet paper do you prefer?
White, soft, but not too soft.

3. What brand(s) of shoes do you wear?
New Balance, Grinders. Basically the only kinds of shoes for those of us with large, wide feet.

4. What brand of soda do you drink?
Non-caffeinated.

5. What brand of gum do you chew?
Trident. Trident. Trident.