On Dr. Demento and Sideshow Bob

Bart laments having two arch nemesises at the age of ten. I'm thirty and can't begin to count mine. One of the them called today, and annoyed the shit out of me. It's not hard to do, especially if you're him. I think most of the problem deals with the fact that he just can't accept new information. He asked me the same question a record 8 times in a 4 minute conversation. I, in turn, repeated the same answer 8 times, with a subtly increasing level of annoyance. The call very nearly ended with the line "...let me just ask you one more time..."

If I could transport myself through phone lines, I would probably have a very, very long criminal record, as well as a much easier time doing my job.