"All of Canada's going up," said Seth Stein, a Northwestern professor of geological sciences who helped organize the study. "The U.S. is going down."

Taken out of context, this can be funny. In reality, well, Chicago is sinking, and it's still kinda funny(maybe not ha-ha funny). I'm not worried now, not yet. It's like worrying about the sun going supernova. It's got a few billion years left- put food on the table, pay your gas bill.