Things that are making me happy, right at this second:

#1) This Tips installment from the Onion.

#2) I've run across a John Kerry club on mySpace. We'll see what develops there.

#3) I've decided that the amount of people using their prom pictures on their mySpace account is so large that I'm going to try to scan in one of mine, provided I can find one.

That's it. Kinda depressing, no?