Yesterday: Cinco de mayo, Today: Dia del asshole.
En Espanol:
Ayer: Cinco de mayo, Hoy: Dia del asshole.

It's been offically declared asshole day in Tech Support. Not by me, but by my boss. Not a good day to work here, frankly. We're all a little pissy, and the callers are being, as stated, assholes.

I am more than ready to use my five-finger exploding heart technique today.