My one, true calling in life.

I've been searching, hoping, clawing, and putting myself through hell to come up with my life's goal. Seems the Onion has gone and done it for me. My horoscope for the week:

Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
You don't know a lot about art, but you do know what you like. This situation will lead to a curatorship at the National Museum Of Things I Like.

Suggested donation will be something lewd, I can assure you.

Just warning you.