Nomar a Cub?

It's true. Just came down- as in, it was just announced on TV not more than 20 minutes ago- Nomar Garciaparra will be wearing Cubbie blue.

Of course, if you could give a rat's ass about baseball, this is not thrilling news. For me, well, I just know that it means that my Boston friends will have to visit me to see their beloved Nomar.

My apologies to them, but you will always have my couch to sleep on- the shortest driving distance from my house to Wrigley Field- 1.42 miles.