My kind of town, Chicago is...

It's making its way around the internet right now, and yes, it's gross as all get-out, but here's a not-cool thing that happened this weekend in my neck of the woods. And if that wasn't enough, my co-worker's girlfriend used to work with these people, and there's a much more personal recanting of the story here.

Don't get the wrong idea about Chicago. We don't usually bombard our siteseeing boats with sewage.