News, news, news.

Saturn has two more known moons.

In continuing the number two theme, did you know there are at least 32 ways to open a beer? Now you do, thanks to Fark.com.

Does anyone else remember that old Twilight Zone episode where a man calls his wife after being dead for years***? This guy called his mother after being dead and buried for(guess how many) two days.

And while they call it a security breach, I'm sure I'd call it performance art.

Something of substance to be posted later.

*** I've been looking for information on this episode for years(from SciFi.com):
Night Call
Writer: Richard Matheson, based on his short story "Long Distance Call"
Director: Jacques Tourneau

A bedridden spinster receives mysterious phone calls from her long-dead fiancé. CAST: Gladys Cooper, Nora Marlowe, Martine Bartlett.