My precious...

few minutes left at work today... oh wait, there's nothing precious about being at work today.

[Read: get me the f*ck out of here.]

Scratch that.

[Read: get me the fuck out of here.]

I need a very tall, potent drink. I need it now.

New saying:
The only way I could get out of here faster today is if my desk chair had an ejector seat.

It's true.