What would Brian Boitano do?

After accidentally oversleeping(damn alarm clock) I discovered something rather unsettling about my shoes. They have almost no traction at all.

It's not like I'm running up the middle between my offensive line or anything, but I mean, if it's slightly icy and I'm dancing to get to the train, this can be a bad combination, especially for someone with shitty knees, like me. Well, one shitty knee, the other is on the mend- and doing great.