The fastest way to annoy a Vogon...

... is to feed his mother to the Ravenous Bugbladder Beast of Traal.

The fastest way to annoy me is to call us up after our servers have been down for an hour, after I've been answering calls constantly for 60 minutes and to tell me "did you know that your servers have been down for an hour?"

To then be the next caller who asks an even more asinine question: "can you check on an order for me" after I tell you that the system is down for everyone, well, that's just stupid.

Anyways. At least time is passing by like a bullet train. Sadly, I still have 2 rounds of pub quiz to write.

Oy.