Because I've never done this before.

The top ten things I do when I'm at work and not blogging:

10. Check my many, many e-mail accounts.
9. Check our collective e-mail account.
8. Read your blog.
7. Cruise for, well, nothing in particular at MySpace.com.
6. Play Literati on Yahoo! Games.
5. Write pub quiz rounds.
4. Eat.
3. Answer the phone.
2. Bitch about customers to my co-workers.
1. Yell at idiots.