I am so hating my job right now.

I have a new nemesis, remarkably similar to my old one.

He says things like "it's a rudimentary program function" but doesn't know how to open Microsoft Word.

I don't understand why people like this have money enough to lose in the futures market. I consider it to be further proof that there's no such thing as a god. I couldn't imagine any kind of being making people so fuckin' dumb.

I'm going to go back to trying to keep myself from exploding.