Oh yeah- I forgot.

The reason that I'm full of such wonderful lack of thinking ability today isn't that I was on the phone late in the late with Red, but actually because someone who lives on my street has a car alarm which sounds almost exactly like my alarm clock.

Unfortunately for me, his alarm was going off at about 2:27 am.

In his book Timequake, Kurt Vonnegut mentions the best way to silence a car alarm is with a bazooka. That thought crossed my mind, jogged in place for a minute, then fleeted out, stage right, from my consciousness. Wouldn't it be fun?

Oh yeah.