News you can use

I've got some stuff on my mind, but I'm too busy to blog about it. Here's some interesting news articles in the meantime, all from fark:

In the scary vein of news, a woman on Long Island had body parts fall from a plane, into her backyard. Just when you thought you were having a bad day.

In yuppie justice issues, a teenager decided to apply to the same Abercrombe & Fitch store, dressed once as a preppie, once as a goth. Guess which one got treated all nice and good, and which one got the cold shoulder.

In general justice issues, isn't it nice to realize that the W's approval ratings are presently 20 points below Clinton's were when he was being impeached? That should give you something to think about.

I'll be back later. Promise.