Pub Quiz a Go-Go Episode I: The Printer Menace

Subtitled: I want you to kiss my boo-boo.

Last night, whilst I was printing out all my picture rounds, I decided to feed my printer some paper. I bend over to pick it up, when I felt the sharp edge of the output tray digging into my scalp.

It didn't really hurt, but I did let out a solid "fucksocks," as I realized that I had given myself a scratch on my bald, beautiful head, something that just can't be covered. I was angry and bleeding, feeling really moronic for not keeping my head safe. Sometimes I can be such a dolt.

Anyways, this isn't the big story I was thinking about. It's coming, and it has to do with pain as well.