Monday, August 15, 2005

Things to do in DC when you're dead. [UPDATED]

I came across the Christopher Walken 2008 Site this morning via Fark.com. Now, I don't know if it's true or not, I really hope it is, but here's a list of things I'd sure love to hear Mr. Walken say if he is successfully elected president:

"He hid the WMD's in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass."

"Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from."

"You can't do that. We don't have "bathrooms" in the Whitehouse."

"
More. More power. More. Do it!"

"I tell you this as an journalist,I think you'll understand."

"You've broken my mind."

"You really think that I would let Ed keep bullets in his gun?"

Just a couple thoughts. I'll have to learn more about his politics to see if I'd cast a vote his way.

Update: Turns out this is, sadly a hoax. Sounds like my bullshit meter was right. Sad. Thanks to Rizzn for letting me know.

1 Comments:

Blogger Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins said...

The site is a hoax. I spoke to Maura Buxbaum at ID PR, Walken's publicist. She said that Walken "has no aspirations for public office."

http://www.rizzn.com/2005/08/walken-for-president-2008-is-confirmed.asp

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