Monday, August 15, 2005

Things to do in DC when you're dead. [UPDATED]

I came across the Christopher Walken 2008 Site this morning via Now, I don't know if it's true or not, I really hope it is, but here's a list of things I'd sure love to hear Mr. Walken say if he is successfully elected president:

"He hid the WMD's in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass."

"Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from."

"You can't do that. We don't have "bathrooms" in the Whitehouse."

More. More power. More. Do it!"

"I tell you this as an journalist,I think you'll understand."

"You've broken my mind."

"You really think that I would let Ed keep bullets in his gun?"

Just a couple thoughts. I'll have to learn more about his politics to see if I'd cast a vote his way.

Update: Turns out this is, sadly a hoax. Sounds like my bullshit meter was right. Sad. Thanks to Rizzn for letting me know.


Blogger Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins said...

The site is a hoax. I spoke to Maura Buxbaum at ID PR, Walken's publicist. She said that Walken "has no aspirations for public office."

2:37 PM  

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