Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Sexy meme.

A friend posted this on MySpace:

BE HONEST!!!


Start at 50 and add or substract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...
Above 50 means you are closer to a virgin than a slut, conversely, below 50 means you are closer to a slut than a virgin.

Add 10 if you are a virgin
Subtract 5 if You have had sex before
Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
Add 5 If you have never had oral sex
Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place
Subtract 3 if you have done 69
Add 5 If you have never had an Orgasm
Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms
Subtract 2 if you have masturbated
Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
Subtract 5 if You have used someone for sex(one night stand)
Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked
Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people(unrelated)
Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month
Add 2 if You have never masturbated
Add 5 if You have never seen or watched porn
Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn
Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex
Subtract 2 if you have used lube duiring sex
Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought
Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys
Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour
Subtract 2 If you have kissed someone of the same sex

My score? Well, let's just say I scored in the double-digits.

6 Comments:

Blogger Henry said...

Hmmm... I had a lower score than I though I would. Dirty old me.

10:04 AM  
Blogger The Redhead said...

Me double digits too...but barely...

10:13 AM  
Blogger Postmodern Sass said...

I'm not telling.

11:22 AM  
Blogger cynthia said...

i'm at 9. i don't think this quiz is a very accurate gauge though, it's mostly just stuff that people who have sex do. if you're 30 and have never participated in oral sex, well, that's really all one needs to know.

10:54 PM  
Blogger Jen(nifer) said...

Holy GOD! I am at, er....10. YIKES!

7:39 PM  
Blogger Eden said...

I was in negative numbers.

8:50 AM  

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