Bad ideas

#1- stay up late.
#2- drink.
#3- Complement the bartender on his Katamari t-shirt.
#4- read blogs while inebriated.
#5- keep waiting for the taquitos to be done.
Ok, scratch that. Probably the thing that's going to make a hangover a lesser hangover.
#6- spend part of your night with a girl (woman) who you have a crush on, who isn't, well, you know who. Oh, and this is the girl who once said, "so, this is hockey?"

Heartbreaker.

#7- keep typing, and hit "publish post."

I swear I'm going to bed after I eat taquitos.

Promise.

Swear.

Bed.