Next time won't you sing with me?

I read an article this morning about a new porn movie called The Alphabet. The article isn't about the movie per se, but about how the neighbors felt about it being filmed on their street. The movie itself supposedly features two twin sisters performing sexual acts in alphabetical order.

Now, I've been around the block more than my fair share of times, and I'm making a mental list of sexual acts I've either performed, had performed on me, or have heard of. I just can't come up with an entire alphabet's worth of things to do. Perhaps things are named differently in other parts of the world* but I just can't fill it all in (no pun intended). The first few are easy, but after that even I get a little lost.

I put it to you, my loyal readers, to help me complete the list. I won't post the list I have yet, as it is a mental list, but once we've got 26, I'll post it.

*For instance, this weekend I learned that in Cincinnati, the game we call Bags in Chicago is called Cornhole. Brings a whole new meaning to the term for me, and next time I'm in Ohio I'll know what's what when someone asks me if I'm up for some cornhole.